Nikki Glaser Live

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I went to see my favorite band last night and I’ll I got was this bootleg t-shirt that I will WEAR INTO THE GROUND.

I went to see my favorite band last night and I’ll I got was this bootleg t-shirt that I will WEAR INTO THE GROUND.

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This caught my eye, and for a second I thought “it’s made for me!”
They’re targeting us and it’s working.

This caught my eye, and for a second I thought “it’s made for me!”

They’re targeting us and it’s working.

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The icing on my Young Adult cake the other night was the trailer for The Lucky One.
“Oh look, Zac Efron is a sexy soldier who goes to work on a farm and oh my god wait he’s naked and they’re all wet and oh good that blonde girl kinda looks like me if i blur my eyes enough.”
I haven’t been this unexpectedly turned on in a theater since I the roller coaster scene from Fear.
Thank you, Nicolas Sparks. I finally feel okay about he way Zac Efron has been making me feel for YEARS.

The icing on my Young Adult cake the other night was the trailer for The Lucky One.

“Oh look, Zac Efron is a sexy soldier who goes to work on a farm and oh my god wait he’s naked and they’re all wet and oh good that blonde girl kinda looks like me if i blur my eyes enough.”

I haven’t been this unexpectedly turned on in a theater since I the roller coaster scene from Fear.

Thank you, Nicolas Sparks. I finally feel okay about he way Zac Efron has been making me feel for YEARS.

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I stole this off of someone’s refrigerator a few weeks ago while on the road. They had the whole teams’. I hope they don’t notice.
I put it up on my parents’ fridge and they never asked me about it and just left it there. I love them.

I stole this off of someone’s refrigerator a few weeks ago while on the road. They had the whole teams’. I hope they don’t notice.
I put it up on my parents’ fridge and they never asked me about it and just left it there. I love them.