March 2012
1 post
February 2012
11 posts
I'm taping my CD in Appleton, WI this weekend! →
"Adam, honey, you're bumping that lady. Watch out...
While boarding a Southwest flight to Seattle, I was suddenly upgraded from “girl” to “lady”. This is where that kind of milestone occurs.
WatchI was about to go on stage last night, and this started happening in the greenroom. There is a separate entrance to the bathroom from the kitchen. I guess a waiter was sick. I never knew who it was or found out if he was indeed “okay”.
I wish him the best.
Tig Notaro on Conan in December. This might be my... →
January 2012
6 posts
NEW FAVORITE ANIMAL. →
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
1 post
This.
August 2011
3 posts
Talking to a kid is the worst first date ever.
Me: How old are you?
Kid: Four.
Me: Neat.
Kid: ...
Me: I like your shirt.
Kid: (looks at shirt.)
Me: How old are you?
Hi there!
It has been brought to my attention a lot lately that outside of Twitter, I really don’t have much of a web presence. I’ve known this, but it seems to make some people mad. It makes me mad, too. I should do more. So here is my attempt.
At the very least, I will keep my calendar updated for you here. I will also include photos, press, and blogs when I feel like it. This could all be a...
