Tuesday, I was flying home from a gig and couldn’t sleep. Then I remembered the old plane game my dad and I used to play in which we’d both write fake captions for products in SkyMall, then we’d exchange our work and laugh and laugh and laugh. We stole this idea from Conan’s old Late Night bit “Actual Items”.
Some of these are decent. Others are not. Things are just better when you’re stuck on a plane. That’s why I cried at The Pursuit of Happyness that one time.
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