Where I’ll be and when… for the most part. Tumblr (3.0; @nikkiglaser)http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a4748eca7ba6b8aae4273a8009eac62/tumblr_mg10k4Vqaa1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My upcoming show NIKKI & SARA LIVE goes 100% live in less than a month. JANUARY 29, 11PM EST MTV! Please get excited!</p> <p>We were also just profiled in The New York Times. Check it! <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/30/arts/television/nikki-glaser-and-sara-schaefer-get-ready-for-mtv.html?_r=0">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/30/arts/television/nikki-glaser-and-sara-schaefer-get-ready-for-mtv.html?_r=0</a></p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/39523416660http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/39523416660Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:38:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b2223edcaeb4b4ef7a9f8b80f1e0c2f/tumblr_mfllv4cA3E1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Got my mom an iPad just so I could do this.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/38800860465http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/38800860465Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:57:02 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B4HJAm0xrF0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This man is the head writer of my show and I couldn’t be prouder.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/37450114851http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/37450114851Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:35:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyw9o2bRZ1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>More fun with Skymall!</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34977479544http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34977479544Sun, 04 Nov 2012 09:36:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo12_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo16_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo19_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo20_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo21_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxk5zbS191r1rgjdo14_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My favorite segment from Late Night With Conan O’Brien was Actual Items. I make these sometimes when I’m bored on a plane with Skymall.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34975788351http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34975788351Sun, 04 Nov 2012 09:02:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvatpZn1v1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>*not reusable</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34833647119http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34833647119Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:53:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfqyootBp1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Follow me on instagram?</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34284755982http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/34284755982Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:20:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3khjllE11r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NO THANKS.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33840452980http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33840452980Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:29:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2i3lu6Jn1qzu9gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paulftompkins.tumblr.com/post/33815114730/this-is-the-book-that-helped-me-to-stop-smoking" class="tumblr_blog">paulftompkins</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is the book that helped me to stop smoking. </p> <p>I have talked about it in various interviews and on various podcasts and at least once a week someone asks me for the name of the book.</p> <p>The book is entitled “<strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Allen-Carrs-Easyway-Stop-Smoking/dp/0615482155/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1350527372&sr=1-1&keywords=easy+way+to+quit+smoking+by+allen+carr">The Easy Way To Stop Smoking</a></strong>” and it was written by Allen Carr.</p> <p>I read the book in 2006 and haven’t had so much as a drag since.  I was one of several people who talked to writer Rick Paulas for an article about the book, which you can read <a href="http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/wellness/Quitting-Smoking-Is-Easy-When-Its-Easy.html?page=3">here</a>.</p> <p>Smoking is a dumb thing that I did for far too long and I am glad to be done with it. I have not missed it one bit. It seems strange to me now that I ever did it at all. I hope that eventually everyone who smokes will give it up. I hope that anyone who currently struggles with smoking might consider trying this book; but really, whatever method that works for you is the best method.</p> <p>But mostly, I hope posting this will allow people to look this shit up after I stop answering people who ask me what the name of the book is rather than <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=paul+f.+tompkins+smoking+book&rlz=1C1CHFA_enUS484US484&aq=f&oq=paul+f.+tompkins+smoking+book&sugexp=chrome,mod=0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_nf=3&gs_mss=paul%20f.%20tompkins%20qui%20smoking%20book&tok=ntllyC5RznMueZGUCS23pQ&pq=paul%20f.%20tompkins%20smoking%20book&cp=21&gs_id=k&xhr=t&q=paul+f.+tompkins+quit+smoking+book&pf=p&rlz=1C1CHFA_enUS484US484&sclient=psy-ab&oq=paul+f.+tompkins+quit+smoking+book&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=f4058f8b1730e2a7&bpcl=35466521&biw=1151&bih=735">looking this shit up</a>.</p></blockquote> <p>I have also talked about this and his other book, “The Easy Way To Stop Drinking” on countless podcasts and also get asked about it a lot.</p><p>I, too, cannot recommend it enough. I quit smoking with his method four years ago. My mom has quit now for 2 years after smoking for 35 years. </p><p>I recommend buying it for a loved one. They don’t need to read it right away, but it is nice to have around the house to pick up and read when they’re ready.</p><p>I used his “… Stop Drinking” book to quit booze about year ago. I have given the book to many friends who wanted to get sober. It really works. I cannot stress this enough.</p><p>You just have to be fed up and want to quit, and when you do, these books will help immensely.</p><p>That is all! As you were!</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33823276387http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33823276387Thu, 18 Oct 2012 01:24:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc29eg42GE1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS AN ACTUAL POSTER SOMEONE MADE FOR MY SHOWS THIS WEEKEND IN MICHIGAN.</p> <p>ANN ARBOR. COMEDY SHOWCASE. FRI AND SAT. <a href="http://www.aacomedy.com">www.aacomedy.com</a></p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33801650657http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33801650657Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:32:40 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_33762580296" src="http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33762580296/audio_player_iframe/nikkiglaser/tumblr_mc00n8aJmV1qeg2gx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnikkiglaser%2F33762580296%2Ftumblr_mc00n8aJmV1qeg2gx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youhadtobetherepodcast.tumblr.com/post/33717854572/83roryscovel">youhadtobetherepodcast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>EPISODE 83: RORY SCOVEL</span></p> <p><span>This week, Nikki and Sara toss around contest-caliber costume ideas for Halloween before losing their minds welcoming back to the show comedian <a href="http://www.roryscovel.com">Rory Scovel</a> (<a href="http://teamcoco.com/video/rory-scovel-lunchables"><em>Conan</em></a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/roryscovel">Twitter</a>).  Rory and the ladies bond over a shared love of yelling at strangers in public, especially in Des Moines, home of the Most Difficult Audience on Earth.  Before long, the discussion focuses on eliminating the BS from relationships and marriage myths, an issue groom-to-be Scovel feels particularly strong about.  The episode ends goofily enough as Rory fails a pop star audition and Sara and Nikki ban a shameful celebrity from their TV show before it’s even begun.  Hear, hear!<br/></span></p> <p><span id="internal-source-marker_0.1899600939041851">ITUNES USERS: GO </span><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/you-had-to-be-there/id413532857"><span>HERE</span></a><span>.</span><br/><span>NON-ITUNES, GO </span><a href="http://youhadtobethere.libsyn.com/webpage"><span>HERE</span></a><span> TO DOWNLOAD MP3s!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This week on the podcast, Rory Scovel gives me a valuable pep talk.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33762580296http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33762580296Wed, 17 Oct 2012 03:05:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbytvbsdqX1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“So do we!” - my pores</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33687677924http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33687677924Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:04:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsqywZWNP1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Depression hurts, pantyhose can help.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33446015347http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/33446015347Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:16:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe8rbZb4E1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LIES. THIS IS WORSE THAN A SEX TAPE! </p> <p><br/> (via @annieledderman)</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/32905302454http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/32905302454Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:16:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matf5qtqg01r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Setting boundaries with my dad. </p> <p>Rule #1: No texting past midnight.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/32138178357http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/32138178357Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:25:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_man0y12TYP1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s all downhill from here, folks.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31913030491http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31913030491Thu, 20 Sep 2012 03:32:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4egXzOu1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The mere thought of posing with my mom like this immediately gives me stress acne.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31804133671http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31804133671Tue, 18 Sep 2012 13:54:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mad6l0OqXQ1r10t95o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eapricot.tumblr.com/post/31551654892/tumblr-happy-hour-little-apricot-edition-when" class="tumblr_blog">eapricot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*Tumblr Happy Hour, Little Apricot edition*</p> <p>when Nikki Glaser hearts or comments on Little Apricot’s instagram pics… suddenly her little tween world gets brighter! </p></blockquote> <p>Get it, girl!</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31636650832http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31636650832Sun, 16 Sep 2012 00:12:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macksa9Kk21r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, Canada. You’re weird.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31526300005http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31526300005Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:07:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6ascLfIT1r1rgjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Showbiz.</p>http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31324712054http://nikkiglaser.tumblr.com/post/31324712054Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:45:48 -0400